Fartymo

Fartymo (Dat Feelius Nogfius) is a living missing link between man and Martymo(blessed be His name). Often described as a horrible mutation gone wrong, he is the embodiment of 'Dat feel when no gf'.

This foul creature of the night has gone on many a misadventure, and once even gambled away his soul in a poker game with the fiery demon Gingerella. Having lost what tiny shred of humanity he once had, he sought to fill the gaping hole within himself. Desperate and lonely he sought after the hideous creatures known in the common tongue as womyn. The womon lift him up so he could stand on mountains, but it seems like happiness never was meant for this lowliest of Martymo's (blessed be His name) creatures. After being dealt a stinging treachery by the womon, he was visited by the great saviour in his sleep; only then was he able to enter what is now known as The Family Force.