Martymo

It's like describing a beautiful midsummer sunset to a blind man, the smell of a fresh plucked rose to one who can't smell, like describing the soothing art that is Skrlx to a deaf person. Yes, Martymo can not, by a sane person, be described. He possesses the ultimate truth, and is known as the saviour by common tongue. He is often recognised for His legendary, philosophy-inspiring quote, "Bitches be jaggin' my style; always".

For it is true; bitches are, and always will be jaggin' His style, and the style of those who will come after him.

"Long live Martymo" - Fartymo

"When will we take a break from our busy grey lives, and see what His life philosophy has to offer?" - Mangus

"If I could give Him my beard, I would" - Skjegghannes

"He is the one, God damn it!" - Muffe