League of Legends

League of Legends, also known as The Game of Lies, is a game all about being a faggot; being a miserable faggot is key to succeed in this game (Exception).

As you spawn in the game, you are prompted to choose a 'hero', and you will be playing on a team with 4 other heroes in a 5v5 match. The game's main objective is mainly killing so-called 'myrmidons' (myrmidons of your own, and enemy team are sent out to fight every now and then). When a fellow hero attacks an opposing hero, one must not, in any circumstances, aid the hero (rule #1); it's far more important, and in the team's interest, that you focus on slayin myrmidons, as they are the biggest threat.